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Types of Nonbinary People – Supernatural Creatures Edition

nb devil – definitely going to hell, knocks over drinks, has never paid for anything, lots of dark red clothes, horror movie enthusiast, resting bitch face.

nb angel – probably donates to charities, moisturises, sits in the sun a lot, smells like tangerines and pastry, does 1 bad thing and feels guilty. 

nb cryptid – doesn’t leave room, crumbs attached to clothing, a shadow in the back of photos, people can’t pronounce your name, hates tourists.

nb werewolf – stays up way too late, has a love/hate relationship with the moon, over eats, snarls at strangers, urge to kill anything that moves. 

nb vampire – unhealthy obsession with necks, never opens the curtains, wants to sleep all the time, has fangs, probably had a goth phase.