- Drinks all of the coffee: calypso. she had a holy experience the first time she drank it after leaving ogygia
- Brings up adopting a pet: piper! she wants a big ol puppy
- Kills the bugs: calypso. she lived on an island for her whole life she can deal with bugs
- Cooks the meals: calypso is actually the worlds best lesbian chef that’s a fact
- Starts getting into holidays way before they should: *calypso voice* piper why are there skeletons all over the house it’s august
- Initiates the couple selfies: if piper’s social media isn’t smothered with pictures of her and her hot gf what’s the point
- Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: calypso, she’s not use to time yet
- Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: piper. calypso insists they eat healthy but have you ever had a veggie straw
- Nicknames the other: calypso!!! she creates all kinds of cute flower nicknames for piper ❤
Octkahale and also Pipalypso for the one ship ask >:3c
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