Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…

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• Drinks all of the coffee
• Brings up adopting a pet
• Kills the bugs
• Cooks the meals
• Starts getting into holidays way before they should
• Initiates the couple selfies 
• Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
• Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
• Nicknames the other