You fools. You absolute idiots
a welcome mat only invites a vampire in if the word welcome is facing away from the door
If you face the word welcome towards the door then the implied invitation is removed you dingles
You can have a welcome mat without letting blood thirsty sanguivores into ur fucking place of residence
Common sense, people!
Wrong. Incorrect. Opens your home to potential unwanted supernatural insurgents.
Correct, much safer. Human guests will not care about the discrepancy and it still gives them a place to wipe their feet
“But wait! What if I’m expecting my vampire boyfriend over later, and I won’t be able to open the door”
Leave an invitation under the doormat like a reasonable person u idiot
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LEAVE AN INVITATION UNDER THE DOORMAT I"M FUCKING YELLING.
GET ONE OF THOSE FAKE ROCKS WITH AN INVITATION IN IT!!!
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