reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone
i would like to add to this and say that my blog is also a lycanthropy-positive zone and werewolves are welcome to follow me
i am feeling the werewolf-vampire solidarity in this chili’s tonight
Author: floralsick

Ok so I just had this idea. Krav is really old right? So he must have had to learn modern ways of speaking but his first language is technically old common like how English has an old english. So what if when he gets really frustrated he just starts spewing old insults, like he calls the toaster a “blood-sucking curr” or whatever. Or worse he just starts mixing slang from all the past generations with no regard as Taako looks on in horror
kravitz, burning his toast: you cumberground blight on our countertop.
taako: i’m sorry?
kravitz: oh, do people not say that anymore? the toaster is a bedswerver.
taako:
kravitz: it doesn’t know it’s onions?
taako:
kravitz: it’s totally bogus?
taako:
kravitz: it’s lowkey the worst and i’m done?
taako: i saved the world once. why am i being punished like this?

nb people are members of the fae
if you wear socks to bed your lawful evil
tag yourself im chaotic neutral















