
For @kellthecryptid
I always go on about women of all kinds and how they’re ethereal beings, but my bisexual heart needs to go on the record and remind men that they can be lovable too
Things about guys that make me swoon:
- When they offer their jacket or sweater
- Big hugs that lift you off the ground for the split second
- Bed hair
- THE PHONE VOICE. It’s so adorably hilarious the way so many guys try to make their voice drop an octave to say “Hello?”
- Smirky half-smiles
- Hoodies
- After shower smell
- Please add to this list if you think of anything else
- Half rolled sleeves!
- When they unbutton the top button of their shirt
- When they blush
- When they try to give you a good old smoldering look
- Random kisses that catch you off guard
- When they are unapologetically excited
- Geeking out over their fav things
- Sharing their passions with you
- When they sing along to songs on the radio
- When you catch them staring at you like you’re the only one in the room
- Their deep belly laughs
- Their high pitched cackle laughs
- Crinkly eyes!!!
- That one silver hair that they hate but you love!!
- Watching them cry happy tears when you give them flowers!!
- When they put things too high up on the shelf and you ask them to get it down and their shirt rises up and you see their bellies!
- BIG SOFT ROUND BELLIES
radical feminists are claiming transgender people are turning fish transgender now wtf
“i dont like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay” part two
The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho
Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want
This world could use more nosey b*tches.
I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators
Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

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