arodumbass:

Blog: oh I’m neutral on the ace discourse!

Me: okay

Same blog: *never once reblogs an ace positive post, only posts ace critical things or memes making fun of aces, doesn’t have a single LGBT+ post on their blog that includes aces*

Me:

[Image: the ‘doubt’ meme, with a video game character looking very obviously skeptical and the option ‘doubt’ next to him.]

aroacearborvitae:

reblog if you’re aro and uh, you just um, do not know what is goin on with a single fuckin thing. confusion abound. oh here comes life, it’s just a whoosh and oof there it goes. huh. was yesterday real or was that the vivid dream you had? what’s happening tomorrow? you sure don’t know. sometimes it just be like that

vampireapologist:

rainy-day-daydreamer:

hiccop:

hiccop:

hiccop:

You fools. You absolute idiots

a welcome mat only invites a vampire in if the word welcome is facing away from the door

If you face the word welcome towards the door then the implied invitation is removed you dingles

You can have a welcome mat without letting blood thirsty sanguivores into ur fucking place of residence

Common sense, people!

Wrong. Incorrect. Opens your home to potential unwanted supernatural insurgents.

Correct, much safer. Human guests will not care about the discrepancy and it still gives them a place to wipe their feet

“But wait! What if I’m expecting my vampire boyfriend over later, and I won’t be able to open the door”

Leave an invitation under the doormat like a reasonable person u idiot

…..??????????????

LEAVE AN INVITATION UNDER THE DOORMAT I"M FUCKING YELLING.

GET ONE OF THOSE FAKE ROCKS WITH AN INVITATION IN IT!!!