ppl are always like think of the reasons you don’t wanna self harm! and it’s like. bitch. i don’t have any except that ppl will yell at me for it I have no internal desire to stop

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i literally don’t know how to not have an unhealthy coping mechanism

a-ladyofwar:

warriormale: never stop training! Never stop fighting! Always seek manliness!

Me, a tiny ass binch who hasn’t worked out in years and can’t lift a backpack w/out wheezing:

reasons to bring back the toga

thoodleoo:

folds of fabric perfect for putting your phone/wallet into

can be customized with sexy purple stripes (requires election to high public office first)

can be worn without tunic underneath for freeing, antique tiddy-out look

feel like making a political statement? you can wear a black toga at all times and loudly proclaim that you are mourning the death of society

feels like being swaddled in a blanket at all times

you will always be ready for surprise toga parties

can easily cause scandal if you wear a shorter toga than usual, great for starting drama

basically nobody looks sexy in it so you know nobody is going to look hotter than you