dirtlovingdyke:

controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u didnt have it??? like not to be that commie bitch but everyone should have access to clean water and food and health care cause without it people literally die. like. actual human lives!

geekandmisandry:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

  • Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
  • Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
  • Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
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  • Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
  • Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
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  • Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
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  • Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
  • Nature control
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  • Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
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  • It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
  • Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
  • evolves to a badass beast
  • He’s too freaking strong
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  • up for hugs
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  • He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
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  • He can dance
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