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are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation
firefighters on Queer Eye:
try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters
let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation
Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”
I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”
unbrushed hair // lavender // fog in the morning // crumbling strawberry poptarts // sweet chapstick // milky coffee // billowing curtains // fraying denim shorts // cotton panties // piercing your ears in your bathroom // cloudy blue skies // hugging a pillow // mom jeans // reading about junie b jones and ramona quimby // split cracked lips leaking pink blood // greasy smudged eyeliner // soft hairy legs
A swan whose presentation is careless, thoughtless, muted, simple, comfortable, gentle, without pretense or stylization, without excess, without ornament, without labor.
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