José Benlliure y Gil – The Garden of the Artist, s.d.
If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.
that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are
counterpoint: girl scouts
Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?
SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right
Actually, I totally have something to add to this.
So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house!
As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown.
So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’
And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?”
“My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”.
Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.
Oh right, this.
I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night.
All his windows were broken.
THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE
AHHHHH IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN AND NOW IT’S UPDATED????? BLESSED??????
Hey pals! I’ve recently come to terms with being bigender and I did a little flag edit.. This flag is meant to symbolize people whose bigender identity includes male and any nonbinary gender, which is how I identify. This isn’t to say people like me can’t use the original bigender flag, I just thought it’d be nice to have a flag for this specific subset of bigender folks!
I considered making a flag for people who are female + nonbinary bigender but I thought I would leave that to someone with that identity! (Unless someone requests it!)
-Pluto
vampire memes
- turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone
- debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: “see, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-O” “oh fuck off we both know thats an AB move”)
- citing “conservation of mass” as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats
- Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)
- holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling
- almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer
- “i need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaks” “what about your eccentric coats?” “two extra closets-” “what about your eccentric shawls?” “three extra closets-” “what about-” (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)
feel free to add more
- telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in
- looking in the mirror and loudly announcing “oh my god i look AMAZING”
- Listing off increasingly specific incorrect things as ‘vampire traits’. “Wears flannel? Vampire trait. Lethargic during the day? Vampire trait. Recent hair growth? Vampire trait. Howls at the moon? Obvious vampire trait.”
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