Some important reminders from Mettaton and Sans C:

Ft. super comfy winter clothing.

Smile, darlings~!

Stay determined!

one-time-i-dreamt:

Me and my two best friends were chained up in a room (think the movie Saw)and the little jigsaw guy was like, “I wanna play a game. You all are going to die if you don’t cut off your feet,” and one friend was like, “Do it coward, kill us,“ and the other said, “You’re a lil bitch, are you a lil bitch, murder boy?” And I laughed and the jigsaw guy said, “This is literally the least amount of fun I have ever had doing this,” and I woke up.

animatedamerican:

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

transmlms:

disabled mlm moodboard for anon

sosuperawesome:

Samantha Mash on Instagram

#Art #Illustration

vampireapologist:

rainy-day-daydreamer:

hiccop:

hiccop:

hiccop:

You fools. You absolute idiots

a welcome mat only invites a vampire in if the word welcome is facing away from the door

If you face the word welcome towards the door then the implied invitation is removed you dingles

You can have a welcome mat without letting blood thirsty sanguivores into ur fucking place of residence

Common sense, people!

Wrong. Incorrect. Opens your home to potential unwanted supernatural insurgents.

Correct, much safer. Human guests will not care about the discrepancy and it still gives them a place to wipe their feet

“But wait! What if I’m expecting my vampire boyfriend over later, and I won’t be able to open the door”

Leave an invitation under the doormat like a reasonable person u idiot

…..??????????????

LEAVE AN INVITATION UNDER THE DOORMAT I"M FUCKING YELLING.

GET ONE OF THOSE FAKE ROCKS WITH AN INVITATION IN IT!!!