my official review of the hustle cat characters

landry: large boy, actual puppy, interesting story, has yaoi hands which i don’t like, but is hot so that makes up for it, s t e p  o n  m e 10/10 would smash

hayes: baby boy. baby. deserves The Best. The Cutest. I Support Him. birb cat soft boy, pastel goth, snobby when it comes to coffee, Protecc, poetry nerd 10/10 he is m bby boy

reese: smol, feisty, i believe in him, love his soft interior, Faeshion, really pretty, nice undercut, underappreciated 10/10 i lov him

graves: g o t h d a d d y, fucking nerd, shitty ex bf, rlly hot despite being like 40, memorized edgar allen poe stories, used to be in a band called xpidercoven, cat man 10/10 i want him to quote goth poetry to me

mason: tough gorl, i’d protecc her but she doesn’t need it, Best Smile, her story made me cry, rlly badass, p unch m e????? 10/10 really just. i want her to punch me

finley: pretty, coot, fuckin nerd, #blocked #reported, adorable, lov her?, she?? batman, Innuendos, fights creeps 10/10 would be her sidekick