Meanwhile in Tamriel .
Intgiant D
Tag: skyrim
Dragonborn: Hur hur hur I kill dragons, have a spouse, two kids, lead the Thieves Guild and the Companions and when I drop a sweetroll on the ground I *voice cracking* don’t cry about it.
Dragons: return
Nords:
mr sithis
send me a clown
make him the danciest
jester around
me: arrives outside whiterun
aela the huntress from the other side of the city:
Well that’s taken care of, no thanks to you
Bethany Esda really said fuck u when she made it so you couldn’t marry hadvar, brynjolf, or cicero huh
my skyrim just locked belathors store in the middle of the day and changed the name to be in german
“you cannot fast travel with enemies nearby” skyrim you’re right how could I safely fast travel with that one slaughterfish a few feet away from me
I know I just reblogged this but it made me laugh so much that I had to do it again
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