Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
Tag: vampires
As winter begins to unfold across the land, please remember the local vampires. Invite them into your home. Remember: if you are cold, so are they.
#sounds like something a vampire would post
hey good spooky concept: a vampire bf wearing his werewolf bfs big flannel
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